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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

What the President didn't say

I hate to say this, since if there is one thing I support this President on with a full heart is the War on Terror, but it seems to me that the entire speech at Fort Bragg was on the defensive.

Why? Because he didn't say, plainly, the one thing that was needed to be said to put the speech in context, i.e., why he had to make the speech in the first place.

That one thing is: "we are winning, and would have won by now if certain factions within our own country were not working hard to blunt our successes and enbolden our enemies. The constant daily drumbeat of criticism by Democrat politicians and their journalist friends have taken, for instance, the respect and fear instilled in Iran, North Korea, and Syria, and have turned all the blood shed to gain that advantage into dust. My political opponents have tied my hands, frankly, to the point where any bold move to bring us to ultimate victory will be decried before they even happen. I am sorry if my political enemies don't have any operational concept of what a real enemy is, and regret that politics have come before love of country for so many. This is the burden I carry, and this is the weight upon our soldiers. America, decide whether you want to win or lose to the terrorists, ok? Let me know."

Monday, June 27, 2005

Imagine

Well, baby boomers, you got your wish. You got most of what you've always dreamed about.

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try
It's easy if you have five Lenin-friendly (misspelling intentional) justices on the Supreme Court. Of course, mere men and women can't actually cause heaven to cease to exist, but they can make it increasingly unlikely that you will ever think about the 10 Commandments.

above us only sky
In other news, the word "sky" will now be spelled S-C-O-T-U-S

No religion too
Well, at least not on public property, which in another case last week was declared to be all property.

Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can
Mrs. Kelo and her neighbors in New London, Connecticut should have no difficulty imagining that one.

Imagine all the people, sharing all the world
"Sharing" will now be spelled s-e-i-z-i-n-g, and we will be sharing the world one middle-class home taken by government at a time.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
No, you aren't the only one! The others are named Kennedy, Souter, Ginsburg, Stevens, and Breyer.

Friday, June 24, 2005

private property rights are no more

“This is not really happening. You bet your life it is.”
-- Tori Amos Cornflake Girl

The Supreme Court’s decision in Kelo v. New London, released June 23, 2005, declared that government (typically at the local level) can seize private property and grant it to other private parties. To state the facts briefly, the city of New London, Connecticut condemned an entire neighborhood in order to force homeowners who did not want to sell to turn over their homes to private real estate developers. The city wanted those people out of their homes because, to be blunt, city leaders will be able to shake down the developers and the new owners for more money than they could reasonably squeeze out of working-class families.

Justices Stevens, Kennedy, Souter, Ginsburg and Breyer declared that the city should have the ability to take houses away for money making schemes at will. By way of reasoning, they suggest that the homeowners had to justify not having their land taken for private use, saying “Petitioner’s proposal that the court adopt a bright-line rule that economic development does not qualify as a public use is supported by neither precedent nor logic.”

Unfortunately, other than precedent (which is wholly owned by the Court and can be either followed or discarded at their whim) and logic (the justices, living in their bubbles, have forgotten that being able to talk oneself into believing what is counter-intuitive is not the same as “logic”, and is certainly not the same thing as “law”), the actual Constitution was not seriously consulted. You see, the Takings Clause of the Fifth Amendment says “…nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.” That clause, in context, is part of a list of things that government is forbidden to do to infringe upon your individual liberties.”

The Supreme Court does not seem to be aware of that context, as it uses that simple clause to mean instead “private property may be taken for private uses that government believes will have some public benefit.” If it seems I am being facetious, I am not; that is the only interpretation that can account for the decision, and it seems fairly obvious that those words have a different meaning than the words contained in the Fifth Amendment.

Even the notion that the Fifth protects individual rights is thrown out the window by this Court, when it says that “it is appropriate to resolve the challenges of the individual owners, not on a piecemeal basis, but rather in light of the entire plan.” In other words, under the glow of a constitutional provision written to ensure that individual rights, among them ownership of property, are to be protected both against government and by government, is to be thought of instead in the light of a collective economic plan. The Supreme Court, in the quote above, has rather eloquently re-written the Fifth Amendment into a statement of socialist philosophy.

This begs the question: if you cannot refuse to sell your property to other private parties, do you really own your property at all? If all of us live under the possibility that local government officials might issue an order to sell to private buyers at any time, then the answer must be that none of us really owns anything. The takings clause, therefore, might have had some meaning at one time, but now seems to have been written and ratified for no particular reason.

Enough, then, about whether or not Kelo is a good decision. If you don’t already see it as a watershed moment in the development of our “living, breathing” Constitution from something that protects individual rights into a half-remembered mythology that is often used as a weapon against the most vulnerable of citizens, then this one editorial is unlikely to change your point of view. It is also unlikely that America’s mainstream press is going to change your mind, either. The New York Times, for instance, would take a “pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” approach to this topic, as the Times recently got its land for a new building in New York City by not even bothering to offer to buy it from owners who didn’t want to sell – the Times instead just got the city to order the transfer of the land to the Times, and New York courts went along with it. Examples of outrageous abuses abound; accounts of many of them are chronicled at www.ij.org.

None of this has occurred in a vacuum. With the McCain-Feingold law, approved of by the Supreme Court, marching toward restricting even internet bloggers from expressing their opinions of elected officials, and now the Kelo decision, the two most important pillars and defenses of liberty – free political speech and property rights – have been gutted beyond recognition. Other recent decisions have expanded the power of government in ways that make concern over the Patriot Act seem quaint. If you have not yet awoken to the idea that it could be you and your pet interest that the courts will run over next, I respectfully invite you to visit www.CourtZero.org and join the discussion about the courts.

As for the homeowners in New London, I have this fantasy that they will, perhaps in a news conference, declare, “Justice Stevens has issued his opinion, now let him enforce it!”

First they came for the Boy Scouts, and I did not speak out,
because I was not a boy scout;
Then they came for political campaigners, and I did not speak out,
because I was not a political campaigner;
Then they came for the homes of my neighbors, and I did not speak out,
because I did not live in those homes;
And then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me

--paraphrase of Reverend Niemoeller

Friday, June 17, 2005

the Schiavo autopsy -- news from a friend of PiratePundit

I haven't been in touch with Sue Bob for a while, but was VERY pleased to see the below-linked article:

Quote:
Challenging the assumptions of many analysts and news reports, an attorney who specializes in medical ethics cases points out the autopsy report of Terri Schiavo indicates the brain-injured woman might have been cognizant of her surroundings as her family insisted.

Jerri Lynn Ward of Austin, Texas, notes the report released Wednesday in the high-profile case states: "The frontal temporal and temporal poles and insular-cortex demonstrated relative preservation."


Read the article, and visit her blog.

article:

www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44827

Sue Bob's blog:
suebobsdiary.blogspot.com/

Brighthouse must be stopped

I don't even know how to begin to tell the saga of trying to change cable companies. Giraffe can help me if I forget any of the low points.

We decided to switch from Adelphia to Brighthouse (Time-Warner). Why, I can't even remember anymore.

We first called two months ago. It would take nearly a month before someone could come out. When someone came out, he spoke little English. I think he is Russian. He spent a while digging trenches in the yard, then let us know that he couldn't find the "caps" that they apparantly hook the cable into.

So could they just schedule another appointment with someone who knows where the caps are? No. The order is canceled, and we had to call another party (the cap finding department, I guess) to find the things. A week passes. Someone finds the caps, oddly enough in the cable junction that sits in our yard. Huh.

Now we have permission to start over with a new order. Three more weeks to wait. Then someone who speaks little English (another slavic accent) comes out and does manage to snip off the Adelphia cable, hook up the Brighthouse cable and give us one of the two boxes that we needed. He was also supposed to change our phone service, but like the first fellow, just couldn't do it for some reason.

We call to ask about getting another box like we wanted for the bedroom. They direct us to a local location where they distribute them, which they tell us will be open until 2:00 p.m. on Saturday. When we drive across town we find that they are not open at all on Saturday. We drive to the other end of town to the other location to find a sign saying that they have no cable boxes.

A few days later, someone who speaks little English (Spanish speaker) arrives to fix our phone. Our phone works, we tell him, we are just supposed to switch service. He is perplexed, and has not come equipped to set us up. We call to set another appointment for someone to set up the phone.

A bill for the new phone service that we can't get arrives.

We call to schedule for someone to bring us a new box. Sure, we can spend another half a work day hanging around the house, no problem.

A few days later a perky-sounding customer service person calls and wants to know how we are enjoying our service. "We don't have it", I say. She had no idea.

Today yet another tech came out and handed me the second box. I'll install it myself, I tell him. Just sign here, and can I use your phone, he says. When he gets on the phone he is told by Brighthouse HQ that we are not, in fact, supposed to be getting the box that he just handed me. "You came here with a work order and a cable box because we are not supposed to get the cable box?" I wonder aloud.

Honestly, I about unloaded on him. Only his passable English (much better than the other guys) and his Seminoles ball cap saved things from getting ugly. Through force of will, I convince his supervisors that I'm keeping the box that I just signed for.

I set it up, and...how about that...it doesn't tune the channels that we need the box for in the first place. I just signed a document promising to pay monthly for a box that I have no use for whatsoever.

Another phone call, and another half hour, and that's fixed.

Tomorrow another person will come out to make the fourth attempt on the phone thing.

How does a company that owns satellites not be able to do one single thing right?

[note: since then, it has gotten worse. They blew off the Friday appointment, which cause me some hardship, only to later tell us "what appointment"?? Brighthouse is astonishingly incompetent, for all the technology it posesses]

Next, cries the buxom stewardess

The title of the post comes from some odd audio at the end of a cover of The Monkees "Porpoise Song".

For our purposes here, it is meaningless, except to be a title.

So I haven't posted in a month. What's it to you -- all five of you???

Monday, June 13, 2005

We Watch Fox So You Don't Have To!

Newspoodles Mission Statement:

We are a group of eight middle-aged hippie leftovers who could not get a real job in the private sector to save our lives. So instead of looking inward to the source of our own mediocrity, we
took our festering resentments and focused on a successful outfit that employs competent
people who are way, much more attractive than we could ever hope to be in our wildest dreams of avarice: namely, Fox News Channel.

Don't watch it, people! We really warn you not to! I mean, we watch it to excess. Sometimes we don't bathe for days on end, and we're telling you, we really reek of pot and underarm foliage gone wild. We (the People's Republic of Leftardia) just stay here attached to our little keyboards, tapping incessantly and leaping up in gleeful outrage each time someone from America appears onscreen.

How dare Neal Cavuto talk about President Bush? It's like he's PROMOTING him or something. Oh, we realize there are secret societies, and secret handshakes, and even secret clubs filled with bright, accomplished people who got asked to the prom and didn't get massive wedgies and beaten up and their lunch money taken every time they got off the school bus.

And the boys were even meaner to us.

Still, we are really going to take this country back! As soon as we finish this entry about Shepard Smith and his sexist pig implication that Jane Skinner bakes cookies because she's a WOMAN!!!!!!

But we have to admit, the smoking monkeys really made us laugh. I mean, what if it was POT? (snigger, snort).

-- The Newspoodle Group

"We watch Fox 24 hours a day, seven days a week because we have these tinfoil hats that tell us to."

-- The Kenshin Papers, copyright 2005

Seriously, these people are around the bend ('cept for Kurama, of course). Almost as fun as DU:

1,700+ Dead Human Beings, and Counting

I am in charge of updating our post, War/Dead Injured. Approximately every seven
days, I go to the reference sites at the bottom of the post and gather the most
recent casualty information. Prior to today, I last updated the post on Tuesday,
June 7. That day, 1,677 of our sons and daughters and brothers and sisters had
been killed in Iraq. Today (June 12, 2005), five days later, 24 more were added
to the total, bringing it to 1,701, a sad milestone. Last Tuesday, the total
number of injured stood at 12,762. Today, five days later, that number increased
by 98, to 12,860.


www.newshounds.us/